Two Point Hospital
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Two Point Hospital is the spiritual successor to Theme Hospital, made by some of the same people. You build hospitals that cure silly illnesses like Lightheadedness, where a patient's head has become a light bulb.
Kit's verdict · 8.3/10
Theme Hospital's wit reborn, with a far friendlier interface.Kit · Sadkitty Games
Loved
- Very funny diseases and radio chatter
- Clear, satisfying management loop
- Lots of hospitals to master
Not so much
- Mid-game levels repeat the same tasks
- Late-hospital staffing turns fiddly
Play it if anyone who loved Theme Hospital or wants a cheerful management game.
Skip it if players who want serious, realistic simulation.
Cheats & codes
No cheat codes
Two Point Hospital doesn't have cheat codes. The tips and secrets below are the next best thing.
Tips
Play it better
- Build a Training Room early and train doctors in General Practice and Diagnosis to clear queues.
- Add more GP's Offices before you add fancy treatment rooms, since diagnosis is the usual bottleneck.
- Raise treatment prices a little at a time while watching the reputation and patient happiness.
- Put plants, posters and benches in corridors to keep patients happy while they wait.
- Keep a staff room with a vending machine and arcade near busy areas so staff don't wander far.
- Earn Kudosh by finishing goals and spend it on items that boost room prestige.
Secrets & unlockables
Hidden in plain sight
Tap a secret to reveal it.
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Trivia
- Two Point Studios was founded by Mark Webley and Gary Carr, who worked on Theme Hospital at Bullfrog.
- Sega bought Two Point Studios in 2019.
- Its follow-ups are Two Point Campus (2022) and Two Point Museum (2025).
- Console versions came in 2020.
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