The Clowder · Founding membership open
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A group of cats is called a clowder. Ours is a gaming community with a superintelligent bouncer: no toxicity, no scams, no spoilers you didn't ask for — and squads matched by how you actually play.
Kit LFGTell Kit when you play and how. It finds a squad that fits your schedule, your skill and your vibe.
Moderated in real timeKit catches harassment, scams and grooming patterns as they happen — not three days after a report.
Spoiler shields everywherePosts that reveal story beats are auto-shielded. You choose what you see, and when.
Backlog therapyShare your pile of shame. Kit triages it into play now, play later and let it go.
Reputation you can't fakeStanding is earned by being helpful and fun to play with. Bots and brigades don't count.
Est. 1995 energyOld-web soul, new-web brain. A guestbook in spirit, a superintelligence in practice.
Rooms
Where the Clowder hangs out.
Launch rooms open with founding membership. Founding members vote on the next ones.
#lobbySay hi. Kit greets every new member personally.
#lfgKit matches squads by playstyle, timezone and vibe — not just rank.
#backlog-therapyConfess your pile of shame. Kit triages it with you.
#speedrun-labRoutes, splits and frame-perfect arguments.
#spoilers-after-darkSpoiler-shielded discussion. Nothing leaks out.
#retro-1995For people who remember dial-up, and people who wish they did.
The Clowder Code
Four rules. Kit enforces them.
- Be the teammate you'd want.Disagree about games all day. Don't go after people.
- Shield your spoilers.If it could ruin a moment, hide it. Kit will help.
- Protect the young ones.Younger players are welcome here, and safety beats everything. No exceptions.
- No cheats, scams or piracy.Speedrun tricks and legit strategy are welcome. Ruining it for others isn't.
Founding membership
Get a founding badge. Be first, again.
Founding members get early access to the Clowder, a permanent founding badge, and a vote on what Kit builds next.